so i had work on sat and they were training a kid named manny and a girl name prescella to be cooks and about a hour into work i go to the kitchen to give harry the main cook a order, manny was cuting some chicken when prescella bent over manny looked up at her ass, then all the sudden freaked out he cut his finger, he cut it good it kept bleeding so i drove him to the hospital and came back to work after. that shits funny!! ..
after work i went to a friends house to watch a boxing match Bernard Hopkins vs Antonio Tarver and then party after the fight, it was Hopkins last fight and he went out on top so it was kool
my friend ray was showing me his hot tub and my friend eddie was like "yo show us the jets" so he hits the jets and the jets shoot out like 4 streams i was standing in the perfect spot all 4 hit me in the chest and neck soaked me!! so i borrowed a shirt and and then people started to show up, people started to get drunk and every one was getting in the hot tub someone ran into the sliding door full speed it was hilarious but even funnier ray got pretty tipsy and some how he got onto the roof and was like "yo every that wants to get out, get out im jumping!! we were like What the Fuck!! hes like im jumping we were telling not to and laughing and he was like watch, this you dont think ill do it" just talking shit and mumbling, he does a corkscrew and splashes into the hottub. we all start laughing and run over to the hottub hes just laying there laughing goin "i cant fell my face I cant feel my face!!"
funniest thing ive ever seen